Believe IMDb has all the best quotes already, 47 in total, thanks to its contributors.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0317198/quotes/?tab=qt&ref_=tt_trv_qu

While the following word play humor is not really funny but it was sort of funny:

Bijjit, right?
-Bridget, actually.
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What about you, Bijjit? What your bad boyfriend do?
-Well, er... he really didn't stick up for me at this lawyers' supper...