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***Adult lesson*** A priest is giving a young nun a lift home from church one day... and as he's shifting gears, he rests his hand on the nun's knee... The young nun looks up at the priest and says: "Father, remember Luke 14:10." -The priest withdraws his hand, embarrassed. Next time they stop at a light, he places his hand a little higher up on her thigh. The nun says: "Remember Luke 14:10, Father." The priest apologizes: "The flesh is weak", he says... So he drops her off and when he gets home, he reaches for his Bible and he flips to Luke 14:10. Anyone know what it says? -Hm? What does it say, Pat? "Friend, come up higher, then shalt thou have glory." Know your subject, people! Failure to do so may result in the loss of a golden opportunity. When I see you this afternoon, you better be ready to recite that Tax Code in Esperanto.